FEEDING EORZEA.
ROLLING THE DICE.
The leading provider of sustainable nutrition, high-stakes entertainment, and premium lubrication for over 13 years.
The leading provider of sustainable nutrition, high-stakes entertainment, and premium lubrication for over 13 years.
Where fortune favors the bold, and the bold favor bacon.
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The ultimate test of luck and wallet thickness.
High-octane, neon-lit, pure adrenaline.
Healthy. Plenty. Farmed anywhere.
Sourced exclusively from the rolling hills of the Black Shroud, our protein-rich Lalafells are ethically... captured... for their succulent flavor.
Calories: 400 (Succulent)
Protein: 45g
Warning: May contain traces of plot armor.
Tasty, greasy, crunchy!
The Official Lubricant of Eorzea's Elite. Engineered for friction, seasoned for flavor. Whether you are rolling the dice in the Golden Saucer, or sliding through the plains of La Noscea, Bacon Lube™ ensures your adventures never seize up.
Viscosity: Extra Thick
Scent: Smoked Oak & Pork Belly
Size: 500ml Squeeze Bottle
*Not for ingestion. Bacon Industries is not responsible for crunchy residue.
From the Redacted Era to the Bacon Blessing Era.
The Era of [REDACTED]
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We are not funded by Bacon Industries. We are merely followers of the Holy Meat.
Join us in the shadows, where we worship the crunch, the grease, and the Glorious Burger.
*Bacon Industries is not legally responsible for any spontaneous combustion, metaphysical encounters, or weird cravings experienced by Cult members.
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